24 5 / 2013
24 5 / 2013
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
(via keatsly)
24 5 / 2013
*cracks an egg on my head* *a lemon falls out* What a time to be alive
what the fuck does this post even mean
(via will-of-the-vongola)
24 5 / 2013
this is the first thing on tumblr to make me laugh audibly in a long time and i think its just because its josh peck
(Source: homootp, via creatinganadventure)
24 5 / 2013
Going on Omegle as Jay Gatsby was the best awful idea I’ve had in a while.
24 5 / 2013
poem i had to write for school
requirements:
- Sometimes I feel like… Pick a wild creature
- Sometimes I am like… Form of water
- Often I am… Exists in the sky or space
- I picture myself as… Pick an imaginary being
- But mostly I am… Something that grows out of the ground
24 5 / 2013
Being skeptical that another person can be incapacitated by a mental illness because you cope just fine with your problems is basically the same as saying “I don’t understand why other people’s brakes fail, because my car works great.”
I reblog this every time.
24 5 / 2013
baby sloths taking a bath.
highlights include: squeaking, flower-eating
oh my god
they hang the sloths up to dry
(Source: jegeren, via will-of-the-vongola)
24 5 / 2013
the optician asked me how many hours i spend on my laptop yesterday and i really quietly said “10-14” and she said “pardon?” 4 times
(via egberts)
